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Klingon courtships come to iraq

From "the Dauphin":

[Worf gives Wesley advice on romance from a Klingon perspective]
Wesley Crusher: Are you telling me to go yell at Salia?
Lieutenant Worf: No. Men do not roar. Women roar. They hurl heavy objects. And claw at you.
Wesley Crusher: What does the man do?
Lieutenant Worf: [dreamily] He reads love poetry...
Lieutenant Worf: [back to his serious self] He ducks a lot.

Headline from the New York Times:

To Make Female Hearts Flutter in Iraq, Throw a Shoe

I guess if the shoe doesn't fit, you can always try the poetry.

Crossposted on Yourish.