Soccer Dad

4 signs my 5 year old is a chocoholic

1) Dessert is her favorite course at the meal. (h/t my wife for fixing the misspelling.)
2) She sees in every piece of Matza an opportunity for chocolate spread.
3) When I show her the ice cream I just bought on sale, and she recognizes the package of "Double Fudge Brownie" she says "oooh, my favorite."
4) When we go to Rita's she keeps on drinking my "Death by chocolate" Misto until finally trading me her pedestrian chocolate custard for the rest of my Misto.

Have you seen the warning signs in your child?

Chocolate