Soccer Dad

Don't leave home without it

Has this ever happened to you?

...and then I told the inspector, the cash that was in small unmarked bills was all gone from my hotel room. I was going to bring it back to Palestine to finance sui -- I mean my poor Palestinian brothers who live in wretched poverty caused by the Zionist settlers.

Whenever you need to smuggle a large sum of money to finance terror operations, don't use cash, use Palestinian Jihad traveler's cheques. Don't leave home without it.

Has this ever happened to you?

...and then the monitor asked me what it was. I said a belt. He said so what's that paper peaking out from that opening. I was going to bring it back to Palestine to finance a new lux-- I mean my poor Palestinian brothers who live in wretched poverty caused by the Zionist enemy.

Whenever you need to smuggle a large sum of money accross international borders to benefit yourself, don't use cash, use Palestinian Jihad traveler's cheques. Don't leave home without it.

UPDATE: Included in this week's Carnival of the Insanities

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Posted by SoccerDad at May 22, 2006 12:33 PM