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Multiple choice reuters photo + bonus captions

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Caption: Palestinian militants from the Islamic Jihad are dressed as suicide bombers during a rally in the West Bank city of Jenin April 10, 2006.
rehearsing for the al Buraq opening of
A) Allah of Dance
B) A Jihad Line
C) Hello Fatima!
D) none of the above

Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas attends a ceremony in the West Bank city of Ramallah April 10, 2006. Hamas said it considered Israel's severing of contacts with the new Palestinian government 'a declaration of war' and President Abbas accused the Jewish state of breaking international law. At the ceremony for Palestinian sportsman of the Year, Mr. Abbas describes "the one that got away." REUTERS/Loay Abu Haykel

Militants from al-Aqsa Martyr's Brigades, drive a motorised buggy as they take part in a rally to mark the fourth anniversary of the assault by the Israeli army on the Jenin refugee camp during the operation 'Defensive Shield' in the West Bank city of Jenin Monday, April 10, 2006. A senior official in the Palestinians' Hamas-led government appealed to the European Union on Monday not to cut off aid to the Palestinians, hours ahead of a key decision by EU foreign ministers. prepare to face off against Anakin Skywalker in the Tatooine Podracing 500. (AP Photo/Emilio Morenatti)

Do you think I'll be accused of plagiarizing someone else's idea? Nah, I'm not that clever.

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