Soccer Dad

A bill cosby moment

Do you ever have a Bill Cosby moment? Like when you're child gets up and decides he/she wants something totally inappropriate for breakfast like chocolate cake?
What do you do? Do you justify it like Bill Cosby did. (It has eggs and milk and flour ...)?
This morning the first words out of the mouth of my 4 year old were, "Iwannabubbugum" When I finally figured it out after getting her to repeat herself several times. I answered with a firm "no, bubble gum is not for breakfast." What would Cosby have done?