When one of our children was born, an older sibling wanted to know when my wife was going to return the baby to the hospital.
Sibling rivalry can be cute when children are younger, they say the darndest things. It's a little less endearing though when someone older feels that way. I would have thought that Tom Cruise was past that stage. But apparently not: Cruise Hires Publicist to Replace Sister.
Of course if he was really that unhappy with his sister why not a cute puppy or kitten instead?