The comics page is usually a place we go to escape. Not yesterday. My brother-in-law told me about yesterday's Pearl Before Swine. I can't do it justice by excerpting it. Just follow the link.
For a little more on the author, Stephan Pastis go here.
And I got the link through my subscription to the Daily Alerts of Jerusalem Center for Public Affairs. Subscription info at the bottom of the page.
Crossposted on Israpundit and Soccer Dad.